So after my third week at Dow, Caiqian flew all the way up to Midland, Michigan to see me. She and I had a wonderful time during her visit, starting with (my original bucket-list food item) cob smoked-bacon!
Bacon
So there are many different types of bacon in this world, all of which I love. Almost all bacon is hardwooked smoked, meaning that it is smoked over burning applewood, cherry wood, or even hickory wood chips. But not cob-smoked bacon. Cob-smoked bacon stands out amongst the bacons because it is slowly smoked over smoldering corn cobs, which makes the bacon carmelize when cooked while still having a powerful bacon flavor. Simply put, it is the king of the bacons.
| Cob Smoked Bacon |
Caiqian and I finished all the slices by the time she had left. But on the way to devouring every slice there were plenty of other fun things we did, starting with Bronner's.
Bronner's
It would have been criminal if Caiqian came all the way up here and missed out on the chance to go to the largest Christmas store in the world, Bronners, located in Frankenmuth.
| Bronner's Stocking-Shaped Floor Map |
Now I've seen many stores with superfluous claims, but this Christmas store was truly one of the largest buildings I've ever been in, not to mention the largest Christmas store I've ever been in. The picture honestly depicts only a tiny nook in this Christmas labyrinth.
| This is the smallest nook in the store. |
Every facet of the store was oozing with Christmas. Even the clocks drew your eyes to the end of December.
| Bronner's Clock |
Bronner's also stocked Christmas products larger than any I have ever seen. In fact, I bought a yard-long stocking for Caiqian (which came with free stitching).
Everything at Bronner's is Ginormous |
Overall we had a great time, especially considering that Christmas is one of Caiqian's favorite things (next to dogs and food).
Caiqian had a blast |
Bavarian Festival
Also in Frankenmuth was the Bavarian festival, an annual German festival. The festival began early with the Great Duck Race. When Caiqian and I read up on it, we expected to see real ducks racing down a river. When we arrived, we discovered that they actually just released plastic ducks, but we enjoyed ourselves nonetheless.
The Great Duck Race |
We then proceeded to the main grounds of the Bavarian Festival.
| Bavarian Festival |
My favorite part of the festival was seeing Maypole girls for the first time. Watching the girls weave the Maypole tree with their ribbons was a delight.
Maypole Girls |
Another event at the festival was the Das Boot competition, where the contestants had to dress in strange garb and perform a series of tasks while not spilling a boot full of beer. The competition was hosted by a radio host who was quick to jab at the contestants missteps.
| Das Boot |
Outside of the festival there were other things to do. For instance, at the Frankenmuth Cheese Haus I bought some kangaroo and gator smoked meat. The kangaroo reminded me of a stinky, chewy beef while the gator meat was like a mix between chicken and frog's legs.
| Exotic Foods from Cheese Haus |
Lastly, we had dinner at the Bavarian Inn, which sported a fantastic dinner special where the waitstaff just dropped by and kept piling on new dishes. By the end we didn't even have space for our elbows.
| ∞ -Part Meal from the Bavarian Inn |
Beautiful Mackinaw Island
On Sunday Caiqian and I went to Mackinaw island. In order to get there, we took a nice, breezy ferry ride.
| Ferry Ride to Mackinaw Island |
| No Cars Allowed |
One of our favorite fun-houses on the island was the house of mirrors, which was a trippy, dark maze where Caiqian and I clumsily bumbled around.
Lost in the Mirror Maze |
At the end there were some funny mirrors. Also the store owners told us to find our way back to the beginning. On the way back Caiqian and I made it back without touching a single wall. Total pros.
| Funny Mirror Exit |
Following the mirror maze, Caiqian and I stopped by beautiful Marquette park. The grass was green and the breezes were refreshing.
| Marquette Park |
After our quick break we toured main street pretty thoroughly. One of the most defining features was the multitude of fudge shops that sprinkled the island.
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| There were one or two fudge places on the island. |
In one of the shops we had the opportunity to see fudge get poured, folded, and shaped on a granite table.
My favorite place to get a meal on the island was at Chuckwagon, which served a delicious burger on a soft pretzel bun. I'd recommend it to anyone visiting Mackinaw island.
My absolute favorite memory of Mackinaw island though was the 8-mile tandem bicycling ride I took with Caiqian.
| Pretzel burgers from Chuckwagon |
| Tandem Bicycling |
Our trip circumnavigated the entire island, and while we were riding we saw stacks of rocks (called rock cairns) on the beach front, so Caiqian and I stopped halfway and decided to build a cairn of our own.
| A stop on the shore |
Obviously, the first step of building a rock structure was to get some rocks, so I was quickly put to work. I have to admit I enjoyed feeling like a hunter-gatherer from nomadic times.
Building the Rock Cairn |
At last we finished our cairn, which, (according to our calculations) will stand for a thousand years.
It's done! |
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